So, i re-read my current About and, although i updated it not so long ago, it’s horrible. I decided to write a post rather than update it again. Let’s be honest: no one will ever read it anyway. I just love writing stuff like this.

Fisrt things first.

Hi, my name is Elisabeth, but you can call me Lisa or Bess. I was born 17 years ago, on June 11th (which makes me a Gemini and i have to admit: i’m a very typical one), in Belarus, a small European country you’ve probably never heard of. We speak Russian here, jsyk.

When i was 15 and i finished the 9th grade, i decided that i had had enough school experience and it was time for me to quit. So i escaped to college. I graduate summer 2013 with just two things: a degree in programming and great plans for the future. In journalism, hopefully.

In the meantime i waste my days doing nothing, watching tv-series, photoshopping, doing nothing, writing, listening to music, doing nothing, tweeting. That’s pretty much it.

I grew up bisexual, non-empathic, weird; i’m a slasher, a procrastinator, a shy bitch, a sociopath (and no, i’m not saying it because it’s cool, i actually am one and, believe me, it’s not cool at all), a media-freak.

A small list of the things i hate: stupid loud jerks, Lady GaGa, when it’s above +25C or below 0— Celsium again, my country (yes, yes i do), my ex’s (i mean, who loves them anyway?), Kanye West, Tim Burton, Paulo Coelho, Chuck Palahniuk, seas and oceans and lakes and swimming pools and stuff (screw you, aquaphobia), lack of happy-endings— i’m a sucker for happy-endings, the month of July, internet trolls— i don’t mind real good trolling, but not the shit that’s going on around these days, myself.

A huge list of lists of the things i love:

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This is going to be endless so i quit. My tumblr consists of my likes, so no reason to list them here.